A 1954 OLDSMOBILE owned by Rebert Alexander Sinclair of Kitimat was des-
troyed by fire Wednesday on Highway 16 west about one mile from Terrace. The
fire, which left only the metal shell intact,

is believed to have started from an

overheated transmission, Unconfirmed reports stated that Sinclair was stopped by
another motorist who spotted flames coming from under the car, just moments be-

fore the car was engulfed

by flames,

(Gauthreauw photo)

Worry Clinic...

Polly is a aupe of une
clever modern advertising
profession. Ad men realize
that teen-agers, as well as
college coeds, yearn to ap-
pear sophisticated and older
than their years. So advertis-
ers easily cause a 2-legged
stampede by merely intimat-
ing that their merchandise
will make girls rate higher
as “date bate.”

_ ‘By GEORGE W. CRANE,

Ph. D., M, D.

CASE C-511: Polly D,, aged
18, is a college freshman.

“Dr, Crane,” she asked, “dur-
ing your address to our Con-
vention this morning, you said
that men do not want wives
who smoke.

“Why should they object?
“For many men are chain
smokers themselves!

“And aren’t women entitled
to equal rights with men?”

GIRLS, BEWARE

Only ONE man of possibly
50,000 who have written to our
inter-faith eleemosynary” Scien-
tifie Marriage Foundation - has
ever asked for a girl who smok-

coeds into pinning raw oysters
on their evening growns in lieu
of corsages!

All that would be necessary
is to get a few of the social
pacesetters in society (bell-
wethers, the sheepherders call
such) to start the fad.

Quote a few endorsements
from society leaders. Run pic
tures of a few female movie
stars wearing the raw oysters.

And, presto, you would have
the fad sweeping the colleges
just like previous college fads
of swallowing live goldfish or
cramming into phone beoths

and compact cars,

The present craze Is scream-
ing over Beatles and marching
in beatnik street parades! ;

Men know that it is much
easier to seduce a girl who

‘drinks for aflfer a couple of

highballs, she can excuse her
sexual misconduct with the
alibi:
“Well, I was intoxicated and
didn't know what I was doing.”
Note tomorrow's follow-up if

you want to see how “sheepish” |}

college coeds can be!

(Always write to Dr. Crane .
in care of this newspaper, |
enclosing a long stamped, ad-
dressed envelope and 20c to
cover typing and printing ,
costs when you send for one.
one of +his booklets.)

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“Men offer girls cigarettes Saturday, (your choice)
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Marriage Foundation’s data?”
No, it doesn’t, at all! \
For when men seek a wife,

they use a double standard!
.On a casual evening date

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But those girls’ are rated as
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_ They may be cast aside next
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_¥ou modern girls must thus
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that still-exists between para-
mours and wives!

“Dr, Crane,” the usual male
will protest, “I don't want a
wife who will suck on a cigar-
ette while our! baby is nursing.

at her breast, ‘lest she drop
ashes into its eyes!”

Advertisers, however, hood-
wink millions of teen-agers by
making it appear sophisiticated
and popular to suck on cigar-
ettes and swill down hard].
liquor,

Girls, it isn’t so!

’ Ohe ‘of my big husky North-
western University students,
irriatably stated:

“Dr. Crane, I never like to
kiss 4 coed and smell a camel!"

‘But women are less logical
than men!

.They stampede more easily,
which is why the advertisers
can quickly get them to adopt

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