Page & = THE TRIBUNE, WILLIAMS LARE, B.C. Thursday, May 7, 1959. The Cracker Barrel Forum : : Be Oa PACIFIC GREAT EASTERN RAILWAY COMPAN xy Just as the boys were getting set tO un-roll the Rolston assessment roll a bewildered young shaver put his head around the door of the em- porium and plaintively enquired, “Where’s Grandma?” That complete. ly effaced the Rolston Rolls, Now, when the boys were young anyone of them could have told the lad where he could find Grandma. she would be in a rocker by the fire- side, sitting erect as a member of the Household Cavalry. She would most likely be knitting something for e Laura's youngest or making over a coat for Joe's boy. In those days grandma was quite an institution. Her bag of odds and ends was a source of constant wonder and could be relied upon to provide twine to spin a top, a piece of silk that would just do for dolly’s dress and a piece that would patch the seat of one’s pants and never be noticed, FOR A FEW CENTS = It was she who for a few cents could make salve that would eure any- thing from gravel rash to felons and liniment without equal for easing 3 lad’s tired muscles after a hard game of football. Her brew of Senna Tea WwWici taken by the cupful each Sea Parents who both follow careers | division. mornizg, could be relied upon to| hoping thereby to assuage the gnay- | Keep one “regular” the rest of the| imgs of their consciences. A deluge! Week. It cost about a penny for] Of comic books has killed the need enough leaves to make a gallon, She| Of grandma's bedtime stories and) x 7 could always produce someiting to| the radio is more in keeping than her | ee ne ee sweet lullabies. A can opener and | 13) 29 33 ey Sal eg 7 Sq 23 fox) 7a) 25] q eae q q ter went shopping or to a guild meet- ing. In the evening she could enthral the children with her legends. i : announces : : New Subdivision at Williams Lake ing grandma was a remarkable piece of human mechanism and a veritable In accordance with requests which have been received from a | ' large number of residents of Williams Lake and vicinity, Pacific fount of wisdom. Toward bedtime her chair would be drawn up a little nearer the fire — farther over the rug, and her lap would assume a position parallel to the floor which was a signal to kneel and repeat the evening prayers. She performed a thousand and one little chores which kept the wheels of domestic life oiled and working smoothly, PUSHED OUT OF PICTURE Today it is hard to say where the little chap will find grandma and her wonderful bag of tricks. ‘The experts have slowly pushed her out of the Picture. Her lotions and potions have been superseded by a crop of con- coctions containing everything from T.N.T. to that wonderful microbe buster B49. They cost around 1.65 for the economical household pack- plan hereunder, consists of a number of very desirable lots for residential purposes. It is understood that all streets and lanes ase ps 50 for the nandy diapece will be cleared, graded and gravelled, and that water service They are bought electric waius, peas | WALL be available as quickly as possible to all lots in this sub- ears and all kinds of costly toys by take the taste away. It was grandma Who saw to it the children’s boots| thermostat take care of the family went to the shoemaker before they| 4immer. As for morals, deportment! «beet ce | ce Ee. ale got beyond repair, and carefully| amd the like, teachers are now ex- 3 FIRTH AVENUE < pected to inculcate Johnny witn} aa peepee examined their heads. She would look after the roast while her daugh.| 00d manner, respect for his elders, ! and impart the knowledge of good z 7 = 3 oaks BY Bk 73 ok BX UAB Ht Py) ce ice | co | co re jes ms ae aE s FOURTH AVENUE * a a ae and evil in addition to giving him his| << lessons. All this with no authority to aS a Aes R / ad a. 8 Canadian Professor > Wins U.N. Award warm his seat occasionally, How can Parents be expected to Perform these duties when they are, slaving all day to make the payments; on the latest batch of labor saving gadgets? A chip of a girl is entrusted with tucking the youngsters in for the night, sans devotional exercises. | while their parents seek relaxation and gaiety. Naturally, grandma re- sisted all this but to little purpose | Her remedies became primitive, | even crude, and her ideas too ola) fashioned. She became the butt for! every would-be humourist who was unable to think up a good piece of} humour so sougth to maintain him- self by deprecating poor old grand- ma. She became the wicked mother- in-law who thought Laura should stay home and attend to her family. Poor| z ; Grandma. Thousands of youngsters . . . . Universi ee ote eoythe | are now missing her ministraions|| Bids will be received until 12:00 o’clock noon, Thursday, June 18th, 1953, SR Fae Bg oe eeu I Te. may ba SROME going modern too. z : arate 4 LAM MC | Sure ones ae es ael| BY MAIL, for any of the lots in this new subdivision, except Lots 10, 11, {ural organization Associa St | Tumble seat? 12 and 13, in Block 6, which are reserved from this sale. Intending pur- fessor of social work, Dr. Ross Selected from applicants across | TE Canadian wnaiite service ss! Chasers should submit bids for lot or lots desired, naming separate bid for applying television to the study of paleee of avard."The ial eheits | fish and thelr habits a's eee tae each lot, and forward bid by REGISTERED MAIL to:- Near AS & ie n Wweorwer Ie le SN 2X79 3 99 08 va iz ae * COMER STREET CAMERON STREET —Cenira: Press Canadian. Was made at U.N. headquarters near Banff, Alberta. in New York. The fellowship is z = jor st in the field of social a Ps 5 ee = gene: a eater ees : ing PACIFIC GREAT EASTERN RAILWAY COMPANY Sciences, = 4 The population of Ontario is 11 the implementation of human i S . rights. persons per square mile. ¢-o Government Agent, WILEIAMS LAK®, B.C. FREE Gas IMPORTANT: ENVELOPES SHOULD BE PLAINLY MARKED “TENDER FOR LOTS" IN THE UPPER LEFT HAND. CORNER OF THE ENVELOPE. For the Lucky Customers Bids will he opened in public at Williams Lake at 12 0’cloek noon, Thursday, June 18th, 1953. 1 I IN A WEEK-LONG CONTEST that gives anyone a chance to win Bids will not be considered if for an amount lower than the minimum or “upset”’ prices shown below. et Lots will be sold to the highest bidder, except that the Railway Conrpany reserves the right to rej any bids n its judgment it is advisable so to do. A Tankful of Gas Sale Terms: All Cash, or on instalments of one quarter of the purchase price, with balance payable in three equal instalments payable 6, 12 and 18 months from date bid is accepted, with interest on deferred balance at 6%. Heret How The Contest Worhs Drive up and ask to “fill it up,” then give the attend- | A deposit of at least one quarter of the price bid must aecompany each bid, such deposit to be in the form of ant your exact guess of how much gas your tank will a certified cheque, hank or express money order or Post Office money order, made payable to Pacific Great Eastern Railway Company. Deposits made by unsuccessful bidders will be returned to thein hold (remember the automatic gauge measures in . . ¢ eta He. BAMBe se as quickly as possible, tenths of a gallon) .... If your guess is EXACTLY right you drive away without paying a cent for the gas...if you’re wrong - you pay. Minimum or ‘Upset’ prices, below which bids will not be considered, are shown hereunder:-- ——__. THIS OFFER GOOD FROM Lots 1 and 12 Friday, May Ist Lots 2 to 11... BLOCK TWO to Lots 1, 12 and 24 ..... Saturday May Oth Lots 2 (0 11, 13 and 14 to 25 s BLOCK THREE. . Lots 1, 12, 13 and 24. 24-hour Seruice | Lots 3'to 11, 14 to 23. Home Gas Station ! Pacific Great Eastern Railway Company Railway Avenue Stan Rushton, Mer. | } BLOCK ONE BLOCK FOUR each each 306.00 - $400.00 each - $200.00 BLOCK FIVE { $600.00 each $500.00) exch -- $600.00 $500.00 each BLOCK S $400.00 each Lots 1 to 9, 14 to 21 $4100.00 each I