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want nothing more
of something they aren't proud
of.

High school sex Is hazardous |
to pour health. Stop being 80
reckless. Talk to your schoo)
counsellor and find out why
you are so free and easy wit
your favors.

_ Night ahift problems
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ter about the night shift. L tov,

work nights, Tam a nurse.
fuck our patients in

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because there no
’ one around to watch them
anyway?

Night shift means Christ- °

_ Right you are. Thanks for an

opportunity to accentuate the ~
positive. ; . .

; Rude phone manners

What is proper when one
has the new telephone device
that allows a person to receive
a second call while engaged fn

a first? -
* Thelleve it is rude to cut off
because

plain, her phone clicked, She

me she had to take anoti-
ercall. . 7
Unless the second call is an.
em , I belleve one —
should tel the second caller, ‘7

, Right or wrong? —

You are right. This roblem
a lot:
about aince all the | hig itech. ‘
telephone equipment has been

i p- Thanks for writ?

Dear Ann Landers: So many

_ people in the warld need to see

this, Please print it. The author -
is- unknown. — Edmonton

der ;
Dear Ed: With pleasure, It is
dece of truth,

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»My ‘name is’ Gossip. I have
no respect for Justice. *:

I maim without killing. |,
break hearts dnd ruinlives.  <. -° -

Tam cunning and malicious.»
and gather strength with age.

The more I am quoted, the
morélambelieved.°
flourish at every level of
society, ut _

ae My victims are. helpless.

They cannot protect them- .
selves against me because 1
have no name and no face,
To track me. down Is Impos-
sible. The harder you try, the
become. -. i. sC-

Once J tarnish a reputation,
It is never quite the same. .
My name Is Gosalp.

Landers, My sis-

Dear Ann if
’ ter Laurie (22) is wildly in love

with a guy who drinks too —

’ much and treats her rotten.

Because Iam “ust a kid” (16),

I hesitate to. say anything —
hut I atin sure John Is cheating:
on her with a married ‘voman |
who works In hls office. .

Laurie doesn't know why he ~
has been too busy to see her
lately. She {3 a nervous wreck
— takes sleeping pills and
medicine for her jumpy stom-

ach. Now the doctor says she "| :

haa gall bladder trouble. -

* now and then

d

T have seen John with this
woman three times In the last =. --
month. Should I tell my sister? ©

The doctor says she may need |: -..'~ fae "

an operation. — 5.0.8. In’
Salem Oe
Dear S.0S.; Don't tell your
sister. Tell her doctor. If he
knows what is folng on ina
patient's - life
pred to make am accurate —

+ Alcoholics can't
Dear Ann Landers: Every
‘ou admit you
were wrong. [ belleve you
should also tell your. readers
when you were RIGHT. |
Remember the giant corpora,
tlon that came out with a
study contradicting what you

had been saying for years? I

refer to your insistence thata «| “s

problem drinker should never -—
ave even one teaspoon of -

alcohol. Ever. ;
The Rand Corporation re-

' port sald recovered alcoholics -

might be able“to engage in

“ sMmited sd
' « becoming out-of-control drink-
ers. You

because you'were

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isl drinking without ”

allenged that ‘state-
ment and caught a lot of heat.
’ -Severa) follow-up studies on

‘those so-called “successes”

-: proved that none ofthe former |. .

'. _ “-aleoholles who started to drink _
- “moderately” were able to. -

'. Hinake it’as normal drinkers.”

To some people, Robin
is a . He has.

tent of. prejudice against
- eplleptics is incredible.

An epileptic seizure is an
occasional over-release of
energy from the nerve cells of
the . The brainwave |s
slightly upset. The causes are

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awareness, resulting tn
blank stare or . broken wore
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crates was an Your
employer might be an epilep-

' Condition, Then
', others for doing the ticle
yal ear cpl :
to tell people. Say it as
matter fact. Comped °

told arthri

Thank you, on behalf of

' .” every epileptic in the world —

and. those who love them. —
Ann Landers

Sloans Gossip Column

Q. 1 read that John
outraged by ‘Cast - of
_ wotten by his daughter

- her. father, plus choice
anecdotes about her
three famous — step-
mothers, Ursula ‘An-
dress, Linda Evans and

I. - Bo Derek. Exactly how

does Sean feel about
- , John Derek? -M.P. -

A. Sean Derek, 29,
hasn’t spoken with her
father in three years, yet
she -appears to remain
loyal and = surprisingly.

‘knew [I was writing this

it. But I still love him. It

-- May-seem strange, but
- he’s still my father and [

- care about him,"' she has

:* said. In my chat with this
beautiful yoling writer,
'* she told -me her fast-
selling book-has served

as an emotional catharsis

for her. Sean, whose

- . mother was actress Patti
_ Behrs, claims she finds it
hard to .watch Derek's

4 -gld - movies .on TV
- because she - associates
. the then ‘handsome

a
and Ho Derek were
’ Characters,”’ the book ©

~-Sean which reveals‘her
volatile relationship with ©

protective, “My. father -
book and tried to stifle |

’ a TV soap opera. For

_ out for the holidays --—

Should have called ‘her

young actor: with her
lonely teen years. “His
movies make me ;
when I watch them,” she |
confides, “because he's...
the same man who: told.sii'
me a million times,
‘You're fat and ugly. I'm
not your daddy!" John
‘recently said that Sean

unflattering book “'Dad-

dy . Dearest."’ | He’s
probably aware that a -.
publisher did suggest this -
very title, and Sean
refused to allow it
because she felt it would

be a cheap shot.

Q. What's this about —
Dustin Hoffman ‘going

|. through some sort of

delayed) middle-age ~
crisis? What's brought it
on? -- L.Bi:

A.Hoffman has -been
regularly | shocking
onlookers for some mon-
ths now by his outbursts
of temper while making
his latest movie, ‘*Toot-
sie.” In it, the 45-yéar-
old Dustin plays an actor
who, desperate to get -
work,” dresses -up “as a
woman to land a job on

much of the movie, Hof:
fman appears in drag.
He's been just that to
some co-workers, —in-
cluding director Sydney
Pollack, a Frequent
recipient of Hoffman's
anger. Let’s just say ihe
ressure of carrying a
20,000,000 movie -- due

ot to be too much for
offman. °

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