TER:ACE HERALD, r TERRACE B.C, sy - PAGE 4 Terrace The Terrace Herald is a L Business Address: 4613 Lazelle Ave., : Association, The B.C. Weekly Newspapers’ Assocation, and-Varified Cir- culation. Published every Monday and Thursday at 4613 Lazelle Ave., Terrace, B.C, Postage paid in cash, Return postage guaranteed. Second class mail registration number 1201.. GENERAL MANAGER : GORDON HAMILTON ADVERTISING MANAGER: BILL GROENEN ‘9 “a Herald | f N E c A member of the Canadian Weekly Newspaper ho EDITOR KAYCE WHITE. Phone; 635-6357" Terrace, B.C. | OUR OPINION | Games newsmen play Newsmen who cover constitutional conferences -- such as that held in Victoria last week are used to spending boring hours outside private meetings and then piecing together interpretations from misleading rumours and incomprehensible comments. According to Sun columnist Aljan Fotheringham who attended the conference, the lobby of the Empress Hotel was the most crowded portion of . the Western world during that time. Besides the assorted flunkies, lackeys and aides of the various provinces, there were 3,000 or so press - _ - since all the sessions save for brief opening and closing statements are in secret -- standing around interviewing each other. “Sprinkled throughout this zoo are figures that stand out as if coated with flourescent paint. One doesn’t quite know why, running one’s eyes over the ~ scene, but they, uh, don’t fit,’’ said Fotheringham. “They are the poor plainclothesmen, The Horsemen dispatched in a tight security guard around Trudeau, Bourassa and presumably -- assuming someone is interested -- the boss of New Brunswick.” “The RCMP is digging the vibes a bit, one concedes. These invisible heavies, lurking behind the potted palms, have blossomed out in flares and attempt at the latest mod clothes. “But one’s: eyes rebel. What’s wrong? Its those RCMP haircuts, The poor chaps might as well be painted blue. They’re as unobtrusive as a Mack Truck.”’ “The embarrassed lads circle about, trying to appear as if they’re spending eight hours passing through the lobby. Since participatory democracy had retreated behind closed doors for the duration of the conference, newsmen gave their thoughts to inventing new games. . The most titillating suggestion was matching the number of mounties against the number of CBC hired hands trapped in Victoria. “It would have heen easy to determine the winner,’ said. Fotheringham. “The CBC ones were | the chappies with the hair.” Air fare war The price war between international airlines seems to be establishing one thing: “students’’ can be almost any age. This anticipates the day when a weil-planned educational program will graduate a scholar just in time to catch the old-age pension. In Canada students under 22 with « special identification.cards can travel--< years: of agéahd many, -are soured on the whole. _ ~ shambles and have, decided: °) - they don't like kids, detest their ‘fellow-teachers, and loathe the administration. They should clear out without a back-ward look, if they want io avoid “unhappy: lives for themselves . and all thase about them, — ‘ Teaching is ‘a - reasonably well-paid job, with a long holiday thrown ii. But J'xe ne, never.met’a wealthy teacher - and never will.’ And one can’ ‘up ‘at’ slx ‘o'clock to drive his): daughter towork. 9. Ns "; But to those whoe nsider.it as a oo “the weak of will or.the:faint of : heart. 20 =: Sg : ” This advertiserndnt is not putlished or displayed by the Liquor Control Board or by the Government of British Columbia.