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._AWZING HOWMANY PEOPLE
_BELIEIED YOUR FATHER WAS. ON

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‘by Dik Browne

_/) umber of times they have ap
‘peared at our door al meal-~ ,

nh nef en Cee ne Sn t tity 4
WE BOR HAD ALWAYS \OT : 7 ay 1: the would-berapist might | -
PEND Or Ne \ bun PRR als
ANGST By WATERS - ° a ~ "The belt might thwart his

; "peed for power over women, a .

~ qight. shift rub

concept that no doubt origt-

. “gates in the penis, It, ma
"sound:

ma Dut it's wo ua
trying. No’ else seems

work, What do you think about
at Anat. i Man With A
Me

od : oo
‘Any theory that an idea
. eriginates in the penis cannot

aken serlously, But thanks
: for writing. Your letter was
certalnly
~ others tread today. _
Night-ahift praise |
The Jetter from the woman

who divorced her husband be-.

cause he wouldn’t get off the
me the

Wrong way.
My worked the night
shift all his life. He came home
at d.am. and slept while we
- were in achool. When we came
home, he was there to help us

-’ with our homework, or take us

’" while the @to-S'er dads
ft thelr factories, stores or of- _

by Russell Myers

up,
. Deux Ann Landers. am .-

- on the

to the park, the dentist, a
music. lesson, or to play ball.
, He attended school activities
were

drove
: Tae and & ag to th oe
-: , es
‘slopes or iceakating or sled-

ne shifts can be a blese-
ing. We saw more of our dad
than our friends saw of theirs.
They envied us and sald so. So
please print the other side, —

t . .

So did lots of other. people.
‘Here's a letter from a wife:
Another supporter

My. husbapd married me

- “whem he was 19, 1 was 18, He:
- was oy the

night shift then and
he never got off. We made it
work inour favor.  -

He never complains about
returning from work at 3 a.m.,
no. matter what the weather,
The aah "t missed a day

years. He slee
with a pillow over -the phone
and two fans goin to drown:
out street nolse, He knows
there are times when it's
rough on nite, but I know It's

". Tough.on him,. too. We miss
rome things hecause of his
unusual hors, but we gain just
as much on the other end,

- . Through the years he has
been offered the day shift but

more pluses than minuses. —
Sign Us Love Bags “

"Whatever works Is good: —

Cheers! ; -
‘Greetings, folks’

We feel this is ignorant and
Obviously your daughter-in-
law {ls avoiding the traditional
“Dear Mother and Dad" be-
cause she senses your feelings
‘about her, When you find it In
your hearts truly to accept the
girl the salutations will warm

scared stiff that the entire
population is golng homosex-
ual and mankind will be duom:
ed, Wherever. one looks, there
is exploitation of sex on TV,
radio, in magazines, books,
newspapers, the theatre and in”
films. Pornography Is every:

to, become so Jaded that no one
will be interested. In normal
sex anymure. Could this be the
day of reckoning the Bible has
warned us about? Will a -nu-
clear bomb be dropped by
Lord knows whe and blow up
everything and everybody, 80
thé world can start anew? The
prospect of total destruction

oggles the mind. What do you -

see ‘ahead, Ann Landers? —
Sweet Thunder In Leng Island.
’ Dear Sweet: You've mixed
your fear of homosexuality

’ With the danger of a nuclear

a

holocaust..Two more diverse

of it. People will always be

* interested in reproductive sex.

It 4s instinctive. The threat of
a nuclear holocaust is, on the

to prevent this insane form of
imass - genocide should take
P lence over eve KR
else, If we don't suive this
problem, there won't be an
others — because there won't
be any people.
‘ Husband's family
drives her nuts ©
Dear Ann Landers: The
woman who wrate abuut her

flance's family getting togeth-
‘er-aveéry five years should

oc leave. well chough alone. As -
_ you say In your culumn fram: .

Ime to'time, “If it ain’t broke, -

' > ‘don't: fix it.” E wish my. hug
~. band’s-family had a-rule like
. that. They gre driving me
nuts, The doorbell rings: and
there they sre — whenever

ifferent from all:

"turned it down, We find it has

. What do say, Ann?
Trying Hard in Frewont

~ where: I'm afraid we are going ~~~]

- other hand, very real. Methods =~

‘they happen to be In the nelph: *.
bor pode | can't count the

. music. TURN DOWN
STEREOS,

cf

- \

we

time, when we have had other
company, when we are paint
ing the liv

when we tel]
dressing to-go. out, ‘they, itil.
hang around and make'us'late.-

If U didn’t: see any of, those :

cloda for five years, or even 10,
it, wouldn't. bother-me in. the
least, In fact, I'd love it. —~ Sick

- | OF Them Ja Michigan.

Wk : roles edt fi
e a broken. . ue
ie eee
reante On you
scribed, Lunkheads with i

. ts
of chu and jellyfish tke
ou and your husband who
aven't the guts to come right
out and say, Sorry. we can't
entertain pou right now ~
please call before you come
next Hine,”
CONFIDENTIAL to
Worrted About Our Children's
Hearing: There is, indeed,
cause for concern. Ear special:

-lats are seeing an unprece
. dented number of kde’ with

rmanent h lose from

é constant assault loud
KIDS. CAN YO

HEAR ME? I SAID, CUT tne 4

VOLUME. YOU'RE GOING

ns knew haw to what
we were feeling. I was lucky.
Joe was a nice guy. He insisted
on using birth contre}, If it had
been up to me, 7 wouldn't have
bothered, I had no idea of the
consequences, , .
Sex is the strongest of
human desired. Why don't par-
ents accept this fact and ex-
plain to thelr children what is
appenin ? What we need is
Information. It makes no sense
that our parents won't give it
to us and they don’t want any:.
one else to give it to us elther,
Don't they realize the ideas

* and feelingn are already

them,

there? We need to understand

L can't say I wouldn't have

- ed sex iC 1 had been better {n-
formed, but 1 certalniy would
-have tak

on sulne precautions,
How girls are fortunate
enough to meet up with some
one who Insists on birth con-
trol, even if they don't care
one Ww;
It Was WithJoe

[hope this column will serve

a8 an opener for: parents and

‘teenagers ‘who want to dlacuas
this subject. If you're too ahy
or uncumfortable, for heaven's
sake talk to'a coutuelor.or a:

~. doctor — someane who will be
open and give you the Informa:

tion you need.”
_ Maddoctor .
_ have never written to you

before, but the garbage I read
in your column recently made

mad enough #0.do.it,______gir]-the-salutations-will-warm——-—__..
The parent of the disap. - up. ;

or another? — Lucky .-

Ing room or when] °
‘am coloring my\halr. Even:
em. we are —

people to -

. : . - poe - of
The Herald, Friday, April 29, 1982, Pages 4

pointed pre-med student’ who:
rself ! Son Didn't .

e It to Harvard” is full of |
sour gra

read such nonsense, What was. |

worse is that who are
usually quite séuath , agreed’
with her.

I am a fourth-year medical

“student in Chapel HUIL, N.C.

Btereot
straight A

“don’t be unfair to the

Not one perton {n my class re-

motely resembles the: “hot-

_ shot, over-achleving, super-ag-

ve, flercely competitive”
6. I did not get
‘s and relther did
most of my fellow. students.

' They are not interested in

Money, :
ene mt know why the son of
parent who wro n'
make it. There are hundreds
of students who want to go to
medical schovl, but there isn’t
room for everybody. ee

doctors of tomorrow. We are

. better than you think. — Long-

Time Reader

.., ‘Thanks for a good letter. I'm

sure some af what you have

written is-true — Dut. look
again, son, then tell me there
isn't a single hot-shot, over-
achieving, super-aggressive. .

_ competitive student in’ your

me EPIRA RTE PT a aaa ete a aA eae

' class and. that not-one of them

is interested in making money.
If you believe that, 1’d like to
sell you my Interest in the
Hoover Dam.

Mother too helpful

This letter fs not easy to

write because it ls acomplaint
against my mother,
; husband and 1 both
work, Mom lives fairly close.
She has always been bossy, but
now it has gotten beyond hat.

Almost every day she comes

into our house when we are at
work, does the laundry, cleans
the bathrooms, waxes the
floors and moves the firnitis‘e
around, She alse leaves notes
for our sons saying such thing»
as “Why don't you cleun ny
your room? It'samess.”
. hushand and I resent
her intrusion. He has threat-
ened to move out of the state,
but tobe are not easy to find
and I'd hate to risk lt, Please
advise, — Going Nuts ;

Millions of couples. who
work would be delighted if
someone came In every day
and did the cleaning and laun-.
dry. Since you consider it an
intrusion, ask her to return the
house keys. .

.. ‘Greetings, folks’

Our only son married a girl
we felt was not up to his soclal-

, or intellectual level, Her let-

begin, “Hi, there", or
tng, ‘olks!” She closes
with, long” or “Goodbye

- We feel this is ignorant and
rude. What do you say, Ann?
_ Hardin Fremont -
Obviqusly your daughter:ine ,
law Is avolding the traditional
“Dear Mother and Dad” be-
cause she senses your feelings
about her. When you find It In
your hearts truly to accept the

oa

HEATHCLIF

Fo

__. YOU KNOCKED OVER A PLANT 7...
“YOU ATE A GOLDFISH 7... YOU...”

PS

“Get that lab on the phone.
, —, ., This chest X-ray only shows
pet, the top of his head!”

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