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May 9, 1990

‘SHE DOESN'T GET AROUND much any more but Ol Bess, a 1953 Cadillac in pristine condition, has
certainly turned heads in her day. Owner Phyllis Phelps of Oak Bay has seen the back of age 75 but

she still has a licence. She says she'll give it up when she no longer feels capable of driving safely. No,
the car is not for sale.

he’s sixty-five. Or, maybe, she’s
one hundred and sixty five.
You can’t tell. All you know —
and you know it with a certainty
that raises your voice into a frustrat-
ed yell, clenches your fists, and
knots your stomach as tight as a
traffic jam — is that she’s one of
those little old lady drivers. And
she’s driving you crazy.

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HDR. TOMORROW: # MISS MANNERS:
Food of the future What, in heaven’s
will be fast and name, do you do with
portable, according to a gift certificate to a
our future watcher. If restaurant where you
you thought you'd normally couldn't
seen it all whenit even afford the
comes to fast food, salad? The Princess
look again/ 4 of Protocol gives us
food for thought/ 16

B GOLDENROD:
retirement doesn’t
mean doing nothing.
Ivy Kent has known
for a long time that
Slaying young at
heart is more likely
to happen if you keep
mind and hands
occupied./ 7

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