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P235/75R15

bo Se, Steel Belted Radial

a2 Standard or optional equipment
Za on many of the new G and
Zs) Chevy light trucks. Features
aggressive computer designed
tread for year-round traction, yet
provides a very quiet ride under

normal highway service.

‘BEGoodrich

BFGoodrich |
"PREMIUM BIAS"

750X16 8 Ply X MILER
LIST *1497° SALE #102”
750X16 8 Ply X TRAC

LIST *161'° SALE #106”

TRAIL EDGE™

An agressive tread pattern design for all-season
performance. Durable polyester-steel radial
construction and agressive tread design makes it the
ideal choice for applications requiring high mileage,
quiet highway service and off-road use.

size | PR | secust | weenve

FOR PICKUPS & CAMPERS

L17235/75R15| 6 PLY |179.96 | 125.93

8 PLY |193.90 | 135.73

L1215/85R16] 8 PLY |201.90 | 141.33

.1235/85R16| 8 PLY |209.70 | 143.60

10 PLY |232.70 1162.89

7.50R16LT__| 8 PLY |193.50 | 146.00

8.75R16.5LT | 8 PLY {211.70 |155.00

9.50R16.5LT | 8 PLY {148.19 | 162.00

Lifesaver Radial
All Season

Size Our Price

P155/80R13 *49.50
P175/80R13 *61.50
P185/80R13 63.85

P185/75R14 *66.00
P195/75R14 °68.50
P205/75R14 *72.00
P215/75R14 *78.75

P205/75R15 *76.50
P215/7SR15 *79.75
P225/75R15 *83.00
P235/75R15 °87.75

ALL OTHER SIZES AND MAKES AT SIMILAR CLEARANCE
PRICES - MOUNTED WITH CARE BY EXPERIENCED TIRE TECHNICIANS

EREE INSTALLATION "TRADES" WELCOME

Offer expires August 25/90
ONLYAT @f

Miles Primrose’s ep

SEE

386-6367

616 GORGE RD. EAST
"Why go anywhere else”

HOURS: MON-FRI 7:30 a.m.-5°30 p.m. SAT 8 a.m.-4 p.m.

HUMOR

Passport photo sure
to make Madonna

look like sexless hag

f I looked like my
passport photo, there
isn't a country that
would allow me
across its border. “Go back
to Canada,’ they'd say after
glancing at me, “Your

mother is calling you.”

life's Like That

By JOAN MYLES

At Canadian Immigration
they'd look for loopholes.

After I had my passport
photo taken I was too
depressed to travel. I looked
good when I went in. Before
they stood me in front of that
white screen my eyes were a
normal distance apart. The
camera repositioned them be-
side my ears. If I really looked
like that I could rent the wide
space between my eyes for ad-
vertising.

My neck, forehead and chin
show so many folds (which
weren't there then and aren't
there now) that my guarantor,
who must sign the back of the
photo, refused.

“That's a picture of a shar-
pei, she said. “Are you sure
there wasn’t one of those
wrinkly Chinese dogs in the
shop at the same time?”

I pointed out the mole on my
chin and the scar on the
forehead as proof that the

photo was of me. She gave me
the benefit of the doubt. Her
own passport photo makes her
look like a pug.

Can you imagine what life
would be like if we looked like
our passport photos?

We'd walk around with our
hair sticking up in bunches.
Hairdressers would make us
sign documents swearing we
would never tell anyone where
we got our hair done. We could
get refunds from the orthodon-
tist who was supposed to have
straightened those crooked
teeth. There would be lineuw
outside the offices of plastic
surgeons.

It’s the cameras. Each shop
allowed to take passport
photos is issued with a faulty
camera by External Affairs.
They are guaranteed to make
Madonna look like a sexless
hag. If they didn’t take these
precautions, citizens would
have their pictures taken just
for fun.

The lights they use are the
same sort they put in dressing

rooms and KGB interrogation
cubicles. I didn’t know
whether to take off my abe:
or confess.

It’s a good thing that no one
but the immigration person
sees my passport. If we had to
use them to obtain credit or as
cheque cashing identification,
I'd be too embarrassed to buy
anything.

We should also be thankful
that passport photos are only —
from the neck up.

mera ONE DAY
ONLY

AUGUST 18

BEAT THE G.S.T.

mameso7) GIGANTIC INVENTORY CLEARANCE
CANADIANIA EVERYTHING ON SALE (except repair parts) No reasonable offer refused.
. LAWN MOWERS - CHAIN SAWS - BLOWERS
POULAN-PRO .ripeR MOWERS - TRIMMERS - GENERATORS
. LAWN TRACTORS - SHREDDERS - NEW & USED EQUIPMENT

TRADES WELCOME - NO RAINCHEQUES - REPAIR SHOP CLOSED THIS DAY ONLY.

SALE STARTS AT 7AM until 5PM
ALE BECKER AND SONS ITD. ~ ENTERPRISE CRESENT

VICTORIA (off GLANFORD)

479-2115
384-6414