Wednesday, September 25, 1985 B: The endless. winter — rains under. grey skies are on. the horizon. Municipal elections are coming. Summer hoidays seem to be a million years ago and the brief rest (now that’s a laugh) .- around. Christmas’. is. years away. -Indian summer may give us.a miss this year and way too many economic gurus are forecasting a .1930s-style depression starting in October. Is. that what’s bothering you Bunky? _ Well one of the best ways to beat those fall-time blues ‘is to dream them away, and cuddling up with the New York Tiems — Sunday edition is dream material. . ignore-the news,.Civ’s mostly: bad), toss away the sports’ pages (the Blue Jays will survive without you), trash the opinion secuion (who cares what: those & guys think?) ‘and’ turn to the : professional help wanted ads. \ Hey, look at this! The CIA i has. “‘unique. overseas ; assignments that challenge your every talent...New horizons: in foreign Jands’’. testing ‘‘self reliance to the utmost.’” Wow! Nuts, you have to be under 4 35. No matter, here’s “one: for ; ‘*professionals “locking for -a great THE REVIEW ream on oh ye searchers for jobs fast track to the top.’’ Travel ‘half the time in the U.S.A. and another 20 per cent elsewhere. Must be holidays the. other 30 per cent. Dun & Bradstreet’s the name; auditing’s the game. I'll, think aboutit. Sigma Chemical Co. wants a ‘technical specialist with a broad boa ecko gorsooucn.d Sion Histological/hematological . staining — techniques... Probably something to do. with furniture refinishing but. I’ve written to Sigma for clarification. After all, the salary is ‘‘open.”’ ; frank e. allen & associates has: places fora Mrg Hum. Res, Specialists/BNFTS. PLNG. a EMP MGR & MGR EMP REL and.a MGR-OD.& TRA. The mind boggles. but) I’m not keen to get a job through an employ- ment: agency that uses capital letters for its clients but can’t be bothered using them in its own HUGH’S VIEWS _ HUGH NASH © name. How about Assistant Direc- tor. Medical Communication? ‘‘Appropriate Salary’? for a. person. familiar. with federal pharmaceutical. regulations. Seems the job involves helping the company tell doctors. what to do with its pills. Could. be fun. I wrote and asked for a copy of the regulations to study. ‘*Tax-free Bermuda location. Assume visible positions. Several exciting opportunities.” This one conjurs up -all manner of visions. I fired. off my resume with-a request for a round-trip.ticket . tocheck it out. Pawaita reply. ~ Vice-President . Marketing. **Coherent. Communication is looking for the top. data com- munications marketing. - ex- ecutive in the country.”’ I wrote.to them too asking for details of their ‘‘attractive com- -uon skills (I keep a clean. desk age AS pensation. package’’ and - their president’s age. | don’t mind waiting for the top. job, but. not too long. =. The above possibilities are alright for dreaming but weren’t exactly what I’d hoped to find. But then on the last page; inthe bottom right. hand. corner was the word ‘‘President.”’ ‘The Antillean Airlines (ALM), the national carrier of the Netherlands Antilles with a turnover in excess of $65 million and a staff of 900,’’ needs a President — right now.» Candidates. should. be » An- tillian nationals (I'll switch), be close to 40 (what's close?), have ‘worked for an airlines for. five years: (VIl take a crash course) and. possess proven organiza- top.) This was it: Start at the: top-in. a foreign country. Free air travel in iny own. planes... Dozens stewardeésses.. Maybe oa blue uniform. How marniy ‘stripes does a president get? I'll decide. My. applicaiton’s in. the mail — airmail: Goodbye grey. skies, Antilles here | come — as soon“ as I can find the little. beggers. They must bein this” atlas: somewhere. MORE FR‘ M THE MAILBOX Continued from Page Ad an outstanding exainple. of first. _ class reporting. “We: of° the OAPO wish this” hard: working lady every success ° in whatever field of: endeavour. she wishes to enter. He ‘Good fuck Duckie, ~ lucky. : Members of Sidney Branch. 25. Me 1 BCOAP.O- wee re 00d Not ee coy a . Iwas recently reported that a. rees_- = “erg0,, eer shold be eradicated. Another. man: tells t us. that ihe ‘they: are’ led to” them. - marauding: deer a ergo, should be anihilated. “by oe damage done to’ cars by the deer puts heavy burden on: vehicle. owners insured “ergo, climinate the deer. ; This man-has been given the task by North Saanich. council” to: chair. an: inquiry, into a ne ~ solution. ©." ; _ Ata recent eSuinell: meeting he suggested: AWO® “Possible. methods: waaay ciate , mae) Hunting. after ark with, a ~ pit lamp,. That, ‘should geta fine. bag of. dogs, ais and: courting “ couples. ec dye Using. “shotguns. You would: have. to. get. within. 28 °° yards, Use a lO puape witha heavy. load: of spectal SG. the: ebarrel on full choke, first mak- ingsure the deer does Noe come bepween vou cand oyaur ae . Breenhorsc shee teen ie Pp. i minded thar weeeannot Prowet our property without wholesale: destruction? Would not trunks protert whe bark? W ante ‘not f olding ce protect Pata : Continued from Page Mo gets even hough he won ‘Ladinit it, os Whep leowent oth the show, : he ‘Anew that the very wople Sh are: supposedly: suppartinge Ao (he NDP wereabouittocanybash ; oS kelly: my Misael better “tion at supporting Thesuncondie Nim The ain was: toe commer hints .0. force hang Antony Poste L. aya Itachi: nan: that: oi THOUS HOS NLS mi Anything: Tess: WY nd Am oe HL The TW oo omembers het OF SOME SI BE “reason. all seemed. tobe aft” awork (on the day of ihe slaw WAL, fie ots prs NDP leader MPATI ace . drink. Mibheiwe vabeky - trouble? rural way of life and the mixt OF: wildlife. reason dogs kill sheep i is because eS . decr Ce _ The same man suggests that — tele with LC.B.C. 0% “predators ‘for era: apple ot “Have wee ecome Soy. -simple- oa ame, ae >cheap chicken wire around UR R ES : ed to alert . nd ow mMened. Ne m wid mike hin look os an able to phone iv to tear the Slee “As for that diatribe ‘about marauding. deer leading» packs - of dogs to maim and kill ship <= — “that’s incredible! *- P contacted 1.C:B.C. and’ got. the following response: ‘‘Deer,” Goodness, ‘no. have more trouble from at) Sac ie calling with assinine ideas.’ ~My wife and Ihave lived ins “many parts. of: the world, have: ‘settled in, an-carea and” awe believe to be as close to. perfec- -uon as. is ‘possible, “with, its quiet” “Most. Oo live” ‘here habitants For: Toss ohe would change” -itall, ‘perhaps. moving. 10.8 more. sterile area would. be: a: v simpler solution. oe "Mathéson:. | «Anais ine. ideas : allowed property owners to ob- tain a permit from the RCMP. 10 use. a shotgun toe predators on their property. | oTt-was then. quite common: 10 see.California, Quail and Ringneck: Pheasants’ from the: roads... eee eek In 1975 North Saanich coun: cil restricted ta cammercial » farmers with, more than acres, : Naw aqui ath plicsoaats are rarely, fever, seen. Raccoons: infest the area ESE: Kenyon. o70. Downey Rd, " Leadershi ip cn ceded “Should ‘clizens. e ¢ Saanich feel secure: Cnaadian, | Arm maintain, the Awana) ama’ Not have been. Won ‘ie “seheme, but his’ stand on logge, ine versus packs is owell known He. tows aut Ais anion. me mbes. there” ‘A trees liyyr it. Phere Gs nee question sini Have’: bOr, dernany who. knigw: he was sabour TO be gute: tuasheat, chen Hn pwareds Mie nenartd Hi, Yor, War ‘knowing what. AGAS waiting for hime? He could dave sent soe cone elye-ar Tenmed a colt, “Ta pat made, Oat Wily, 1 decided. bah ats wt lbs: ire steatyl We. Ul 75 Wain Road a At one time: North. Saanich » eliminate the shooting: of © five — Bor err he “concerned “about _Fecently ed: ‘garden, wha HOWE that : cotherr: "imunicaaliys cone il has. , renewed: 11s Agrement wilt he a Attracted: tothe: area. UVTI 16. develoy this uniques © area 10 attract more peoples ; . friends. “revently called North Saanich a- real paradise, Let's Reee ue that An handled © Thats ieiive . Sony One: ages: a Hone w hy at he Ot ‘the alee AL Wis, better to “BO. ‘and : nuclear. attack? Would = council ing distance : of ‘these™ sirens - follow the recommendations of. Emergency ‘Planning: Canada ‘creating a. ‘tshelter’” “oul doors and ‘Mattress ‘complete. with at least 14 days provisions — for the entire family? De AL ‘of. which. will prove futile against the lethal change... “citizens who: have ‘mination ‘to, take. some: respon- “sibility: for the. future: of this, world. sche Is this leadership? Ultimately, it 4s “up. 10. the voting public to. ensure. that socially. ‘responsible. , people are elected to public office. With. municipal: : soon tobe held, voters are urg- ed to take. ‘an. active: part. and voting accordingly... . Dave Whitehead 734 Benvenuto . . Let deer live 3 Many North: residents “are becoming: deeply the talk: of destroying our ‘deer wildlife: We were living an when some: sional hunters came “deeriin the. townships, They ads Quebec profes» wy cidentally Killed: the. owner: of : “the proper ty.) Recently a man we Lia shot’ " Y deer. which was in his unfend leaving © two: fnwns té. starve, playing chitdr hh bin from que in we-and other people We: Some California r “way! North Saanich is filled with vegetable and fruit stands: sell- Ange produces: ds verywhere ‘beautiful gardens Brown. sue: “cessfully wildlife, 0° Wer have a heuer at vriday - Harbor where. We. have. One dot of time in the. last Wsyears, TES On a lovely: iilisidte dO cing “Mundreds. “of —aeres. unspoiled wilderness: helonping Api? thee Wniver oy Washington ae AE EE ine ‘wildlife. “roan (at “nmin AN Wwe AH Teg Very ee “happily. together, Wi a slow downs 1o er the wild turkeys anid thein ee : b ae web Ma Ui Vaan recommend _. that. those who.are within hear--- of. 40 reflect the: apparent apathy of: ‘woods, watching. us Phas gentie 4: 00 pm a cor ERE! FREE! ¥ Mec ecae: e * Balloons forthe bide a ie Chainsaw sharpenmng:: : wORAW wing AUSTINL. chalnsaw . Sl line dei nore by tnetory representative Talty MoKinnon - > Woodeurver Inaction Ha coh Saanich Cbtorleal : _ Arllacts Society will bi Hef operating antique chainsawe sr rent S.| wee -9773-5th St. ts - vara on EL i eee woe iit Ai Lae a ‘