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Never judge your future possibilities
by your past failures. -

. THE LESSER EviL.—Briggs-—“You must
have a lot of trouble keeping yonr wife
drest ‘up.in the height of style.” .

Griggs—“Yes, but its nothing. to the
trouble P d enaye if I didn’t.”’

Commencing. on Wednesday, Nov-.

‘ember 5th, we shall give two week-

ly ‘shows, every wednesday. and
Saturday evening. ‘If you. cannot

attend the one, don’ t forget the and a woman to make us forget them.

other. The pictures are so divers-

“Why are so many marriages unhappy?”

“Because we use no no judgement... For.
instance,.a young man marries a girl
because she swims. so beautifully, and
then houses her in a fiat instead of fa glass
ae ”—The Champion. —

i ified that you | cannot fail to be
1. interested. ~The stories are of. a

| domestic - scharacter mostly. ‘and

tend to give:one a very varied out-
look on life generally. -If you have

never been to the pictures at Sid-

ney, don’t under estimate’ what of others.

your own town can give you, but

seé-them: once and. you will want

ag | come again. a

‘for. it.

=| quired of another,
jae ‘Yes, he went to ask. for rain’ re
“His faith. must be pretty. strong.”

his overshoes and his oldest umbrella, ”
It didn’t rain’

than never to Rave worked a at al ae

lation about the present drama.”~’: Soak

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(SECTION, 42),

he is alive.
dead.

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>< NOTICE is ‘hereby. given that, on the |.
' first “day. of _December next, application |.
‘will be: made to the Superintendant of
Provincial Police for renewal of the hotel
licence to sell liquor. by retail in the hotel
_.. Knownas the Sidney Hotel, situate at Sid-
“ney, jn. the Province of British Columbia.
. Dated this oth n day of October, 1913,
Ne TESTER,
_ Applicant,

‘has done!”’ he cried.

the immortal . Poet
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CORDWOOD-
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My aim ‘is to serve you ‘ind uerve 2 ee
~ you well and I regard no trouble
too great. to: ensure. that end, My no
o methods: of business and the: quale

ities I sell are being daily apprecia-:
ted and my ever. increasing busi-
ness speaks well of satinfied clients. :

‘DAVID CRAIG o |
“HORSE SHOEING: ‘AND | the Jrldgest os
») GENERAL BLACKSMITHING. :

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SIDNEY, ‘B Cy

: regular. hours.:,
his father said:

conduct. to. day.” »
“No. father, -
and I.told her so.
ahead an' made. the re cport.
woman, ain't ite” . :

on Sunday?" ~

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‘| else just like him.

| force and Harry Thaw made superintend- |.
A clock seems to point out the hours, 1;

We do not succeed so much by our |:
own acts as by Profiting by t the mistakes

PARTIALLY ANSWERED.—In that part |
of Kansas where they need rain, certain
church congregations united to petition

“Didn't I see your “husband going ‘to
church. to-day?” one Kansas. “woman. in-

S “Yes, he wore’ his raincoat: ‘and ‘took

-fon Friday. last, ‘November. 7th, and were

Le a greatly. surprised when ‘the lady: of the}
“No; “but: he. brought. ‘back a ‘mich

better t umbrella “than. the one he- ‘took

we ADVANTAGE = There's s one conso-

“When. L get old andi am a grandmother
-| I don’t believe my grandchildren, will -bé
able to take 1 me to. a a play that will ‘shock

aeeennetnatas ak _| fruit at this late time of the year and the
“The: man 1 who i is always: afraid he: ‘will
fail doesn’ t stand much chance of winning.

“Huerta. says. he will not resigh while| aa, gtd
‘Tt will be too late when, he i is].

— Pete se : Hail, Wanderer from | an ‘unknown sphere,
‘Do. not -avaate time cutting specks out

_ PUNCTURED.—The attorney for the: gas
company was making a popular address,
“Think of the good the gas company
“If I were permit-
ted. a pun, I would say, in the words: of
‘Honor the ‘Light

Voice of a consumer: from the audience:

Men hate to “be: thought sentimental, |
but the roughest of. them. have a faded},
photograph hidden: away somewhere, al

“Home Sead for Tommy had just begun :
and he found it hard to apply himself. to |.
At bedtime one evening, |

““Tommy,. T- am jot at all pleased with |
the report your: mother gives mo a your

“J knowed you wouldn’ ‘be, :
‘But she: went: right
Jest like-t ay

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you. know where little heys BO. who: Aieh

‘The Kid "Yes, gir; all us akids around
here go down ter.: Smylie's: ‘erick ‘below
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ay! m aor ry, but. every:

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men pay compliments.
After marridage—they pay bills.

- Mere Fouiace. —Baron Sans Dough—.
“What do. you Hinks of my f: imily” tree?’’

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PATRONIZE, HOME. INDUSTRY
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good one, all right, but looks to me as ‘if
the crop was a failure.’’

The New York Elections

William Sulzer, the disgraced formes
governor of New York has heen elected
to the ‘state assembly. Fine! But in
spite of this fact there is said to be little |
truth in the rumor that Lieut. Becker is
to. be reinstated on the New York police

an

"MANUFACTURED IN SIDNEY BY UNION
LABOR.

PERCY K. WINCH.

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ant of State hospitals tor the criminally
insane, —B. C. Saturday Sunset.

pve RIPE STRINBERRIES
IN MONTH TH OF NOVEMBER 3

Resident of Sidney Presents the. Review
With. Large Juicy Fruit Gathered 2
~ From the Garden

O-0-9-0-0 $2404.

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The stories we have often heard about ;
the picking of strawberries on Vancouver a :
Island during the months of October and |.¢.. qmsesusm:nmm
November have heretofore: been. taken
|. with a grain of salt, as the saying is, and.)
perhaps the | grain of salt would loom the
largest. in. “our. own imagination. How:
ever, we had- occassion *-to:* call at. the
residence of. one of our prominent citizens

Anything Fre rom a Bungalow 2
to a Skyscraper _ :

7 : DUEFUS & BRYSON

_ General. Contractors, Sidney

a large juicy strawberry just picked from :
she wines | in’ her. garden. “We. ‘were in-}

table i ‘in’ ‘the course of a few da
if the bright ‘sunny: ‘weather. continued.
The fruit has - been on -exhibition - all
week in the window of our: ‘office and:has
attracted the attention. of a great many |.
people. We ‘know: ‘of. no other’ place
in the- dominion: of ‘Canada where it is
possible to: prow, to. maturity this luscious

=f | E. L. McKenzie WwW. ‘Hurrell

OILS, GAS “AND. ee
ACCESSORIES FOR SALE

Repairs of all kinds promptly attended to.

fact that-it can : ‘be done” right: here : in
Sidney speaks volumes for’ the magni-
ficient climate Of Vancouver Island,

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‘The Comet, 1881.

= Prices Moderate. ~ Always” on the Job

~ Now visiting our northern skies;
= With what a radiance soft and clear
Thou greetest our admiring eyes, © eee

at _ Come Over an Have Your Hull Scraped
p DEEP COVE = NORTH SAANICH

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Thro’ what vast field of | spotless blue,
Near what new worlds by us. unseen,..

T hy heaven-marked path thou pursue,
_ Silent, majestic and serene,

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This little world wherein. we dwell,

A speck among the starry throng
‘What of the mysteries can it tell,
«That to thy fair domain belong. a

7 Bach night we -wateh with, 1 wondering

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While. thou. thy silent course: dost ‘vin: ¥
And see thee ‘Bailing. through the. skies, : ee
— Still drawing nearer to the sun,

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Beautiful H omesites close to © bench,

: The sun.is: bright, the moon is falr;

- The stars with, light. familiar. shing;..
But. Comet, with the flowing halr, *"
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; _ Nice ¢ Beach I Front Lots on Roberts’ Point, .
When. men deny: their maker's ‘vlghts” an : .

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The truth i is written in thy light.

Vor what but. an Almighty. Hand, - ve a
~ Could guide thee on. thy wonderons ‘-
Joo wayy 7, -
AN nature yields to. His commands:
“Whom earth and sea.and stars obey. : Ji

And in this unbelieving:age,

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“FIRE INSURANCE

Br ightstr anger | from an unknown sphere eC,

| Not long with us wilt thow remains

Thou from our skies wilt disnppear, ©
“And. never igrect. our atght Again

New generalions will be bor ne gee 1

Now] jaws and POWSTE on earth: hovel
sway; oe

E re on our horizon shall dawn, Seep a aE

“Once more the glories. of thy ray, os

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