= oR Wednesday, May 7, 1975 wn. asd ad MORES MISS MARIE D’OYTY CARTE shortly before James Brown-Harding took her as his second wife. (Photo courtesy Cecil Brown-Hardinge) Following is the 14th article ina series penned by 96-year- old Lt. Col. James Brown- Hlardinge, a retired British Army officer who has resided for many years on the Saanich Peninsula. The Colonel, who has been indisposed for the last three months, is now receiving visitors and is proceeding with the com- pletion of his memoirs. By Lt. Colonel James Brown-Hardinge (Ret’d.) Following church service at St. Stephen’s this past Sunday I had myself driven by a number of the local marinas on this peninsula. It was the first time in 96 years of life that I had ever been con- fronted with the horror of plastic boats. Surely this modern age has led to many a disaster but building sailing vessels out of plastic is one of the most abominable. It was therefore witha sense of relief, nay exhultation, that I turned to inspect my yacht GUNGHA where she is now housed in the main barn of my and spiders have infested her ancient bilges I was. still greeted with an odour below decks redolent of hemp, marlin and Ratsey sails. As my vessel has never been cursed with any mechanical devices, save her Claude Worth anchor winch, there is not the slightest vestige of estate. Although dust, leaves | THE REVIEW Page 11 THE LIFE AND TIMES OF LT. COLONEL JAMES BROWN-HARDINGE This former pilot vessel to His Majesty's Custom) Ser- vice, which once took part in one of the most significant intelligence coups of the First Great War and — later distinguished herself during the evacuation of Dunkirk, carries many a sign of her past history. They are like medals her downed it in great gulps. Indeed, her tiny teeth so diminutive in size for such a huge woman, chattered their own tattoo against the white porcelain mug. I have since discovered that most men and all women are an absolute abomination at sea. The gap in GUNGHA's count Jacob. Henceforth 1 never allowed any woman aboard, save in foreign prots where my country’s flag and honor were at stake. GUNGHA has high bulwarks. They are con- structed of solid oak, spined and hewed together by a master shipwright and capped During the last moments of Dunkirk whilst GUNGHA and | lay becalmed within pistol shot of the beach, a Hun weapon found its mark. The shell head is still imbedded in the oak, a monument to that epic day. 1 had invited 23 gentlemen of work our way beyond range of enemy fire to the safety of England. Surely a plastic yacht of the same size would have capsized, even in’ that ‘alin sea, Not only that but its bows would kave carried away with the impact of such hostile fire. As a footnote 1 must add contingent strode ashore at Dover with their boots shone in GUNGHA’s tallow. Their rifles too sparkled under a wipedown with the yacht's sperm oil. AUTHOR HONORED To owas made an honorary member of their mess and to this day still receive a heads could benefit the nation greatly by having their little boats re-cycled into tooth brush handles, lead weighted door stoppers or even garbage bags. Their noisy tin’ masts could well be snipped up and utilized to some advantage on large prairie farm holdings as fence posts, thereby easing upon graceful | deck beam stands as mute | with’a splended run of Bur- | the Coldstream Guards | that not one of those gen- | Christmas card signed by teir | the pressure on Canada’s form, something that a plastic | testimony of this fact. mese teak. Forward of the | aboard and though their in- | tlemen, including a band- | present commanding officer. | dwindling timber supplies. yacht) no matter how distinguished the peerage of her manufacturer, will always be completely void of. SECOND WIFE In the main saloon of GUNGHA an oaken deck beam has a ten inch gap. This was occasioned when my second wife, Marie, a tall stalk of a woman, condescended to visit the boat whilst she sat upon the hard at Portsmouth. The poor woman, being whelped of landed gentry, had a positive fear of anythng to do with the ocean and lived in even greater terror of being confined in small spaces. Being a rather young and foolish bridegroom at the time, I had my deckhand sever this single beam where it ran amidships below the main skylight. This allowed my bride to hoist herself to an erect position. We had been but a few days married. It had been my in- tention to escort the lady on a leisurely honeymoon cruise across the Channel and up the Seine to Paris, a city of which she was overly fond and where she had spent much of her early youth. Even in early winter, as it was then, the Channel can be an exhilarating place upon which to sail. I had com- missioned a french bargee, at some expense, to tow me the last distance upriver to the great city itself, for one cannot always count upon the right fetch of wind to make those last miles without auxiliary power. In places the down- stream current had a devilish push. Now my paid hand Jacob had put fire to the galley stove and brewed the woman a superb pot of tea. Being French she could hardly swill it at the best of times, but on this slightly chilly mourn she ST. ELIZABETH LADIES St. Elizabeth Ladies’ Club Needless to say, the lady declined to join me on my honeymoon cruise. I perforce sailed alone: if one does not coach roof there is a scar in this oak the length of a sabre. I have left it as it is: un- varnished and dark with age. fernal boots scuffed up my decks, we managed once the’ morning mists had cleared and with the slightest of airs to sman, came aboard without their own weapons at hand (nor would they have been allowed to). Indeed, the entire No master of a plastic boat could ever receive such tribute. Those owners with any modicum of sense left in their By placing a local call to this number from anywhere in the Victoria free-calling area you will be connected with British Columbia Ferries new INFORMATION CENTRE. The Centre will provide information on Gulf of Georgia, Sunshine Coast, Gulf Islands, Northern Vancouver Island and Inside Passage (Queen of Prince Rupert) routes. To reach the INFORMATION CENTRE from— I sincerely bope this comes to pass. Until it does T will not venture again within sight of a peninsula marina. as Gea eel CER aa So ey aeeae British Columbia Ferries . information services have moved to a larger centre to provide faster, more convenient, more efficient service. 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