moonlit hospital com- \.£ pound I was puzzling over how a woman had lost all five of her babies to a mysterious death, each time within days of their birth. Any day now :she was about to have number six and so her village elders had sent her.to my 40-bed hospital in the middle of the jungle island that is Tanna. Was there some genetic defect? Perhaps a bleeding disorder. —. or.was this, as some: of the nurses had - speculated, the unthinkable. Did I have a mass murder- ess in. my over-crowded hospital? .. Suddenly, without warn- - ing, I felt a horrific blow to my lower back. I had been shot. so excruciating that first I. was afraid I. was going to ~ die, then T'was afraid I was- mt going to. oT picked myself ‘up: ‘and: limped back: up the hill to ~-. the hospital: On arriving, I -. was somewhat relieved that: my body. was coming from. my) urine: was the victim of. explained that I was going “to need some pain’ control. - ~ The next thing I remember. -Y-was lying in the maternity “ward in the only vacant bed — left in, ne entire hospital. The Saanich Peninsula Silver. Threads 10030 Resthaven. Drive, at 7:30 p.m. every Tuesday evening. Visitors. and . prospective members wel- gE CPruns aoe BEN nam 544-4900 ® trolling across the T fell to my knees in pain - the only blood flowing from ~ hoisted: by. Toastmaster Club meets at: Centre, : ‘The rest of the wards.were jam-packed with victims of TB, malaria and a recent nasty typhoid outbreak. 1 didn’t care. With an-NN -drip.in my arm anda De- : mero] shot in my keyster, | -was drifting into oblivion. Look at me now, I mused, lying in a maternity ward in ‘the middle of a jungle, sur- -rounded by a dozen preg- nant women including the woman in the bed nent be- side’ me who OH © -MOTHER!! — ‘the woman _ from. the village!.- n : fought with all my might: to stay. alert’ but my. last foggy. thought before suc- cumbing » ‘tot ine: Demerol standing over my. bed. ie Kidney .” _ stones, © ae known | as” uroliths a. new. currency: for : the .EEC?) | hurt, they really. hurt..Un- - like appendicitis, where the patient tends to lie quite still: ‘come. For more information call Judy Gwynn-Williams, 655-4444, The Sidney Shutterbugs Camera Club meets the first and third Thursday of each . : month from mid-September "SERVICE SPECIAL them, the kidney stoner cannot seem to find a com- fortable position, tossing to and fro during the colicky attacks. Depending on the size ‘and location of the stone, hours or even weeks may _ pass before. it does. Pain control and anti-inflamma- tory suppositories are used until the stone passes. The patient is also given a urine.strainer in order. to try and catch the stone so it can be analyzed. Please be careful with these strainers, especially when at the office. “Bloggins, the coffee has a bit of an after taste since I used that new filter you brought in. Got any. breath mints?” ‘Should : you catch the : stone, it will be sent off to a _ kidney stoneologist who, 80_ ~ per cent of the time, will re- .- port that the stone is com- posed of calcium oxalate. Ten per cent will have the uric acid stones of gout. Sometimes the ~ stone _ does not pass at all. -Lithotripsy is a process = -whereby the stone is shat- i tered while. still'in the uri- ~ nary tract. ‘Ultrasonic shock - < waves or, even laser blasters: can be used to reduce: the o stone to stubble. Its. uro year. to mid-June, 7:30 p.m. at the “ Troquois Park Fieldhouse. 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Like pro- 2 tein, salt causes more cal- cium to build up in the Las neys. -the main | probler -Oxalates are high i heard;. number six w Ss: «Tm not sure why. Peninsula within the past two years? If so, join the Peninsula Newcomers Club.» : ~ for friendship, fun, fellow- ~~ ship ‘and ladies' monthly . ‘luncheons, Call Pat at 656- 8758 or Ruth, 655-1162, ‘Tech Tip | “by Kavin Savriol . iy Manager, Supori or Collision. The best way to remove trea WL to use methyl hydrate or © rubbing alcohol. These. in pelues will not harm your : ‘ ‘jGurton’s Garage u paint tl nish, oe . Seinen sida iam Ay ul ‘d.:Do- not restrict: your . ~ calcium intake. 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