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The End of the World at Last.

Far fifty years after the death of James Watt, the

nan who made the steam engine a practical possibility,
Does anybody want to buy a couple of gold fish, aland whose centenary has been celebrats dd
pair of white spats and a copy cf “Half Seas Over Daily| which he worked reinamed unc pened

Wail” --only been used a few times?

the gairet in

And, today, it is exactly as he teft it

Honestly, | am beginning to get a bit annoyed with The piece of iron he was last engaged in turning hes
those scientist fellows who wake up once Now and then.!on the lathe. The ashes of his last fire. where Watt used

take a slice of science out of their vest pockets and hurl) to dc his own cooking because ¢ f hi.
it at us. seeing her husband “lh oking like a blaeksmith,* are in
They keep things up| the grate; the last luenp of ecal in in the scuttle. ‘The

their sleeves and then spring them on us at the last pos-| Dutch oven is in its place over the stove, and the frying
sible moment.

wife's objection to

I think it is too band of them.

pan in which he cooked his last meab i:
lL expect you'll be awfully annoyed to know that Prof.| accustomed place

Kendrick, of New York, has announced that the world |

can only

hanging in its,
This garret is at the top of Pleathfield Hall, the old
years.: manor house
Really, it would serve him right if somebody sent Bim a
jolly stiff letter about it.

last another miserable five million at Handsworth, near Hiimingham, where

Watt spent his last years It the

Watt Centenary Committee to remove the garret

is propo ml by Jamies
and re-
Only another palty five million years to go, and here] erect it intact in the Central Memorial Building. to be
have | been fixing up tennis and jazz engagements for

erected in Birmingham.
the summer. :

Now | shall have to whip round and can-

eel them all. NOVEL USES FOR FRETE

People will be more chary of marrying than ever
Think what it means to the man who has been plunging FRUIT BREADS The currants are new mach
on an extra ten of coals for next year. Only yesterday TF] cheaper and éan be restored with protit te cakes, pud

went out and buught a eccimpanion fer Hlermyntrude, my
gold fish. If [I had known,
plough the stormy aquarium cn her lonesome for the re-
mainder Of the five million years.

dings and even breads Of course they give a more acid

Itermy would have had to] fruit flavor tc a bread than do raisins, bart for a change

added:

ree cups of flour

this may be acceptable, and inere sugar may be
if desired, or up to half a enn fer

Of couse, it wealdn’t have been so bad, you knew, if

Or parts of the fruit: used anay be some of the  oxtrda
the professor gentleman had broken the news gradually; | sweet products, like cundied citron
gay, a million years at a time until ‘ve hud got used te A fruit bread mede entirely of white flour may be

the shock.

incomparably good, bat fer seme reason or chher, prob-

What annoys me about Prof. Kendrick is that he jis a

long distance prophet, while the man | went to

ably to make the dar breads mere enticing, fruits have
about
the races was absolutely no gcod at all at short-distance

range prophecy.

more commonly been uscd i the dark bread: An all

Indian cornbread with bandied fruits, hike

ron and apple, becemes a real confection
FRUIT BISCUIT--Twe cups flour, four

baking

candied cit-
and you cught to have heard me

telling him after the race that he ought to take to pro-
phesying little things like the end of the

empty houses instead of winners.

teaspoons

world and powder, teaspoon salt, two tablespoons butter.

one cup milk, one cup stewed fruit.
Here we have been wasting our time, filling in in- the dry

come tax papers and finding a flat,

Mix and sift
and add the milk
thin. Cut in cireles, place the fruit in the centre and
pinch edges tugether.

inzredients, cul in the cutter

while all the time the
scientists have known that in five million years we shall
all be out of work.

Turn out on a floured board and roll

I’m guing to ask the editor for five
million years’ salary in lieu of notic:, anyway. I don't
And to
think that I only broke up some new allotment ground
the other day, and now l|’m faced with the fact that it
will be cnly possible to get at the most a uifserable five
million lots of annual ‘‘Earlies.”

Bake in a hot oven for 12 minutes.

see why I should be caught napping like this.

Of course it may not all be true.
times a bit out in their calculations.

Scientists are some-

In any case, | have
made a note in my diary just to see whether he is right
or wrong when the time comes.—Thoimas Jay, in Tit-Bits.

The inquisitive mouse his

open oyster shall, to find himself trapped and nearly de-

which head into an

put

capitated by the indignant bivalve that, resenting the in-

SAYINGS OF THE WISE

EE CE

That you have no idea how big the other fellow’s
troubles are.

trusticn. snapped his shell together, was 4 companion in

misfortune to two other mice which simultaneously put

their heads into an open oyster shell and were immedi- |
for the
oyster never relaxes its grip. H

That

ately killed by the sharp closing of the valves;

That money, like salt, Is necesscry, but an overduse

. oyster, with the
is harmful.

Kent, while
in a book entitled “A Week at the Lizard,’ by

the rier snapped in shell, is

still preserved as a curiosity at a museum in \
the Revi:

CA John, published half a century aso, is a pieture

That one way to become a “have”
Thrift

instead of a “have

not’’ is te save. lifts.

That had knocks keep us from becoming Gabby mor [showing a water hen captured by an oyster

ally as well a3 physically

That

The bird, prowling about for food, had come aerass a

not everyone who is gifted

the saving grace of common sense.

with intellect has| partially-op ned oxyster and had inserted its beak into

tho aperiure The oyster closed its shell and held the.

. ; oo ;
That a man's own good breeding is the best security bird fast until it died of exhaustion

against other people’s tll manners.

That a man without self-restrasit is

without hoops, and tumbles to piece,

like a barrel SECRETS BRIDES MAY REED.

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That the unfortunate thing about good resolutions
is that

That the age of bride abd Dridegrocin need no longer:

they are often made too late. be Inseribed on the marriage certificate is a new rule in|

regard to French marriages

. in sufficient if they are,
That he is not worthy of the honeycomb who shuns tis suffiete sie |

declared of

nee, Or osxer irty, a ostatement of specifte
the hive because the bees have stings. ine or over Uhirty, a stitenrent an Spey
_ age heing unnecessary '
Phat politeness is tke an nif-eushton: there muy
Lhitherto at has Deed neces wars to lave the danns
be nothing in dt, but dt eases the solts wonderfully

po wted up on the door of the ‘Pown Tall for ten days. in
That life is a good deal The a see saw, ara {too payer elnting

two Sanday The datter clause ii the rule has |

white, df destred.
the

to be decent to the fellow who ts down, for he mwy be up

been abolished, the anuthorithes

the!

civ
tomorrow

van oerdebrate tarttape at the hou: of ether

ae \
Phat we have marble memorials enough Mant WAP Drie or bridegroom duo witnesses. distead of four,

memorials take the ferin of doing something for hu |

sulttedent \

will alse dn future be

mantty Vhe dame. of Che reapectty) parents wilh no longer

That the boy who has learned to fight, to dodyre, Cop rppear In the offferal publtcattotrs The nother of one

fall on his feet, Is afer than the boy who never goes out
in the

of the comttactimg parthe. wdib dm future have the vipht

raiD

to Oppore Che tiattbage a ri htowhieh bebere wor onby at

That fools and sensible men are equally Innocnoue tributed to the father

It in in the half fools and the half wise that the grearbest

danger len EROM ALL QUARTERS
That it does not matter what oat how vou Chink, of
God God is Whether God Co you means force or Laove

Act pantsh engyboeet haa dhocovered a wonderful ub

or Nature or Personality, the fact remaing that the real | stitute for coal made of a competi Gf thaw toh nate

iy of the existence of God must he necepted to develop suftierent: steam for a de orethee an thirty

That no matter how strong and serene your mind may
when

minutes, aba the aghes ft leaves Have deen found Coo omeike

be, you wear anh oobd suit er a last season’e dees fan excellent fertittecr

It dent always possible ta overcome the critical thoaup hte, A letter Leetebon

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