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SIDNEY AND ISLANDS REVIEW, SIDNEY, BO., SEPTEMBER 26, 1913

SENSE AND
NONSENSE
SomeBrief ParagraphsDealing

With Subjects That Are Not
Funny, and Some That Are

ie POCO OOESOOOOCEOSOOS ~*~

Stewart, a native son of Sidney, was
attending school. in Vancouver a short

‘time ago for the first time.” .The teacher

informed the children that she would be
absent for a short time and asked them
to be good during her absence. As soon
as she was out of sight a number. of the

larger boys climbed up on their’ seats and |

commenced to make things lively. Stew-
art turned and said to the small boy be-

hind him, “Gee, but won’t they catch it

when she comes back!” -The teacher on

her return requested all. who had. mis-| —

behaved during her absense to’ hold up
their hands- After along interval one

) boy . volunteered the. information that-

Stewart had been talking and he was per-

| suaded much against his. will to repeat
| his words.

The question is: Did he get
punished as he fully expected 0 or a< the
larger boys? -

- Perfection does not tie in doing uncom-

SPECIAL REQUEST. “please, ‘teacher,
mother says can Albert ‘David ‘sit by

*isself this mornin’, ’cos. e s got a touch

QO” the measles. ”—Punch..

- Remember, when_ your. judgement is:

~ What constitutes an experimental farm?

a “Is an experimental. farm’ an institution :
" fori improving the quality and. quantity. of
: crops grown. or for the purpose of develop-
: ing 2 an easily handled crop of. votes . _

Ont many. ra hard: fought victory that was
really. not ‘worth the effort. —Puck.,

You can. never. be’ quite. ‘sure. what a

p erson said by: what ‘he says: he said.

public.’’ ee

Railroad ‘Official —"You" re” away | off,
The public i is for the benefit. of. the” ‘rail
road. ”—Cleveland ‘Leader: =

- Some of those: members. of

time, to wail, ~—-Detroit. Free Press.

“FEARED. THE. OrneR—The man of great
financial prominence: had: met: cwith. an
accident,

“We'll have to probe,” said: the. doctor.
~< Just at that moment the. man ‘ecover: |
| ed conciousness and exclaimed:
“ATE Its a surgical operation. gO | ahead,
\ but it it’s another investigation, give. me

an anesthet icl"--Washington Star.

” Business will ‘always: gravitate t to » those
: who work. the hardest. OS

“How. IT 1S “Donz,--Owner— What’, it
cost to. repair. this car of mine?” . Sh does
Garag ‘proprietor—"What. ails ite”
yner-—“'J don’t know,”
Garage proprietor—Thirty dollars and

v * tener eee

Worse Than Editors.

“An editor. is supposed. to be the most

% | criticised man on earth, but a parson: has
‘| just been putting in a word for clergy:
‘|}man, claiming; that, they are the most

miserable of. all _ sons. of. ‘men,

He
“The preacher has. Aa hard time, lt his

‘ten. children, he has too many.

choir she is: presuming. If she doean't, she

. enormous..

}ing of: the’ yea

yor an an. after. dinner ‘emoke,

If.a preacher reads from notes, he is a
bore. If he speaks extemporaneously he

‘|isnit deep enough. If he stays at home’
|in his study, he doent’t mix enough with

the people. If he is seen around on-the
streets, he ought to be at home getting
up a good sermon. If he calls on-some
very poor family, he is playing to the

gallery. If he calls at the home of the|~
Whatever he

rich, he is an. aristocrat.
does, some one could have told him how
to do it better. He has. a fine time living

| off donations which never. come _ in, and

promises that never mature. Next to be-

ing an editor, it is the most awful life,”

BUMPER GROP OF PRAIRIES
"BRINGS FINAN RELEF

Optimistic Feeling Prevails in Winnipeg,
and Western Conditions are ‘Mate-—
‘ially Improving.

- Favorable. crop reports are already

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showing results throughout . the West ‘in|:

general business conditions.
vesting. of the crop will ‘result in putting

~The har-|

several hundred million dollars — into cir- | :

culation within the next few months, and

each and every one of these dollars by |
mon things but in doing - common. _ things’

| uncommonly well.

passing from: farmer. to merchant, from

merchant to wholesaler, and from whole- |

saler to ‘manufacturer, should ‘liquidate

three or four dollars in debts so that the E

liabilities that: will be: cleared off-as a re-

.| sult of the harvesting of the crop will bel $0
‘Naturally’ there will *beno)% ~ 9.

\ new money in the country, ‘until-returns|%

- for the. crop begin to come. in from Eng- ? re
land and other countries, which will bea} ‘J:

matter of several ‘months yet. The point
is, however, ‘that when this” money ‘does

arrive, it will be free from ‘ any mortgag- See
jes. and. ready for: use. for “development |\f0 °°)
| Purposes, inasmuch. ast

e great bulk of

“indication “now. point to:

ward a renewed activity with thé begin-
~ With the. harvesting of.

the present ‘recor -br aking: ‘crop there i is

little doubt. but. what 1914: will ‘be much
__ | better. than 1913. us

CORRECTED. —tIrate ‘Patron—"I ‘thought
this railroad was for ‘the. benefit of the

Canadian. Naval Volunteers. _

Tt is to be wished that this’: volunteer
movement was even more. generally sup-
_ | ported at. Victoria by. ‘recruits enrolling
themselves, i ina voluntary body, until the

necessary - Order | in: Council: embodying
| the force has been obtained.

~The Volunteers began with a: weekly

drill at the ‘drill “hall. in the - Esquimalt

dockyard about. four weeks ago;.now the

drilling is at the same place on_ Tuesday

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