a Taaannaannnnnnel ananaaane + Train " Service | To and From Victoria and ~Mt. Newton Station (for Sidney) Trains leave Mt. Newton Station 12.11 p.m.,- for Victoria at:: 3.11 p.m., 6.11 p.m, 9.11 p.m. 6.11.a.m.,. 9.11 a. m., Tt rains leave Victoria, Pandora and Douglas streets, for Mt. New- ton Station at: . 7.30 a.m., 10.30 a.m, 1,30 p.m, 4.30 p.m., 7.30 p.m., 11.15 p.m. " (Daily except Sunday) © Last train leaves Victoria Sundays at 10.30 p.m. a oer oa—serr— «SAANICH DIVISION - F BRITISH COLUMBIA ELEC: | ‘TRIG RAILWAY CO., my : Light and Power Dept. > di Corner Fort and Langley Streets, : ge - NICTORIA, B.C. a - Phone 1609 7 : P. 0. Box: 1580 “vitor 's , Largest ‘School. of Bus- : sinese,’ Write for. information | — GEO. J SHMI DT, ‘Principal, BBL 1 2 Fort St, ‘Victoria. =|. anvil or the, hammer. : "(SECTION | 2). “NOTICE: is “hereby given ‘that, on the be, first day of December next, application “will be made to the Superintendant of Provincial Police for renewal of the hotel licence to sell liquor by. ‘yetail-in. the hotel | known as. the Sidney. Hotel, situate at Sid- ney, in. the Province: of. British Columbia. “Dated t this oth day of. October, 1913, ao : seeR ye: N. ‘TESTER, CORDWOOD. My. aim is to serve you and serve | you well and I regard no ‘trouble, too great to ensure that, end, My methods of business and the qual... | ities Isell are being daily apprecia: - . ted and my ever. ‘increasing: busi-... “ness speaks well of satisfied clients. DAVID CRAIG, | HORSE ‘SHOEING AND... GENERAL» BLACKSMITHING. : . | Wagon Building, General: Repairs. | SIDNEY, Re. gel ‘farer.: - : strike tM: "SIDNEY AND ISLANDS REVIEW, SIDNEY, B.C 694-604 | ‘SENSE AND} + NONSENSE} ee SomeBirietPaagraphsDealing | With Subjects That Are Not Funny, and Some That Are i powwewerwewecsrcrces: 060-9 O-% Half the things we. wory ourselv es to death wishing for,. would be. forgotten ‘once, we had. them. : - that I have been at.two univ ersities, 0 in this country and one in Germany?” “What of that?” demanded the farmer with a faint smile. “I had a calf nursed by two cows, and the more he was nursed ia greater calf he grew.” An independent candidate in a Quebec election got only two votes: He was. hardly an also-ran. Honesty equips . a man with the sense | ¢ of detection of dishonesty. sure Test. —Betty—"'I shall not wed until’ I-can marry a hero.” . Alice—" Well, my dear, just show: any man who proposes to you a schedule: of Provident: Pa.—Mr. Rural Hamlet (tO | your yearly expenses, and if he. doesn't ministerial agent)—"Do have some more | of the corn, Dr. ‘Eighthly; it came out of our own garden.” Little Buttin | ‘Yamlet—“Yes, “mn the |} chicken came outer our own garden, too. + “pa said he bet the folks next door would keep. their hens at ‘home after he caught a few more of "em." : The man who doesn’ it like children andj. ~ dogs, usually. has ‘all the objectionable ; characteristics of both. 2 a caatdal_citlie "B09 you. were ‘up at college to see your son? How. is he? was ‘| ‘he on the football team?” Gillis—“Judg ing by. his looks, L think ‘| the. football team: was on him.” “Fina “pointes of agreement rather than} : disagreement. - Fishy - — _ Knicker — = vee) your. an ouse. robbed?” a J a L en wa -Bocker—"Yes; “Money?” ejaculated the. amazed “And © -when™ “do.. =you: “expect, to -“gaturday,’ " ‘replied | tne | workman, ‘ana resumed oper ations. oa this world a | man. must be either the mad phe. | hogical 1 pinish—Dayton—"I } know : the tango and the turkey-tr ot, + bu what's the St. Vitus?” . , Doyle—"It's. the one. you “ao. with oh trained. nurse,” Co = In olden: days the dime ‘novel could. be hought for ten eents. Now we pay. 1, 69 for. it. Tu a! “Inoredulous ~ —_ Wite - — Ly ohn, 1. must have a new hat and gown!" "ety i . Husband-—That's: Rood!" we AV Ife= "And: gloves; shoes, ‘alle istook- ings), opera-cloak!"" ER seh ane “h “Husband-——""That's good!" ra rife" Wate, Pr ven wretch’ “You're a ol he Sidney Hotel. over. his J ahoulder, : sa | able, back out. he's one.’ “Throw, your cares to the wind. if it is plowing away from “you. “The First Step. Miss young—"Tn selecting ‘a husband, what would you core sider first?” Miss. Bierieeh"a proposal.” The Last Straw—Some smart ‘young \aien across the line have invented the slit | ~ ——— trousers and now & ‘set of. equally. ‘swift chaps ‘have tried to: make. the decolette shirt. front popular. After this, let's” give the women the pote and anything ese they. want. , His ‘Class.—First ‘Loafer—"Hullo, “Bill! What did at Got a. new overcoat, 3 see. cost yer?” ; wens -Second. ‘Ditto—"Six months. wears: 5 cheap” duds.” the: regular meeting of the. ae way- 1G.T. lodge on™ “Monday ~ evening last, “when two more’ new. members - were init- | dated and the’ membership. list is. percep- tibly lengthening from: week ‘to week, A ‘| report of. the: meeting. held on “Wednes- -| day, Nov. 26, when. Rev. Hugh: Dobson, ‘of Alberta, : was the. ‘speaker. » At that “s:| meeting the speaker showed. the | neces. ‘| sity. for’ each’ citizen. sending’a_ ‘letter: to} the post: -master ‘general’ ‘requesting that |. ‘the Dominion parcelss post: system. shall not be. used. as a ‘means — of. ‘transporting - alcoholic. liquor. Mr. Dobson: said: that unless such a step. was: taken, and that immediately, t there will surely | be no re- striction placed © upon the. “use” of the Royal mail, ; Several questions which had been sub: mitted to the lodge ‘the previous week, were discussed ‘and this part of the even- ‘ing proved, both interesting ‘and: profit. “The lodge meet’ in. ‘Berquist’s small | hall. every Monday evening’a 8. o'clock, | All who - ‘are’ interested” in. ‘temperance work. are ‘invited *: to join, “Application forms may be: obtained from ‘the secre: | ary,: Miss: Logan, or. from, the assistant: » Mr. Lait. ; i re tte En Smoke Morena. cigars. ephe: lettors I. wrote. yen potore we _ ne were, ‘marriod." m: : “you hoartlony “wroteon!” all men” are. HO. devoid of. Vor ee: ; “Team doing: ive in. your: “interest, ilear Tm: trying to. fix things HO that whe n. 1 die. nohody. can. Maputo: my will on the Rraund ol. Tnuunlty.” I “wonder : tel nentlmont?. parte’ ‘women. are: ‘now, “prying 10. gal the. pear. shana, . Wa. “personally eter anime, of the. Canadian Toachor, eye “Refore: a. man, wuunds, on nie gt, he} shania he muro that Ne: Nas HOMO. minaemaaennerpeay om “AN ‘alterention: arose hatween a varmer and ft wo-ealted expert in ngrioul tures | iby, old the sports: oe von pe sattea | | day of December, OIN, THE MATTER of the estate. of John Pallow, deceased, late of Salt Spring [Island B.C, ALL PERSONS HAVING “CLAIMS ‘against the above Estate are required to a ‘gend particulars the undersigned, thereof, duly. verified, to A.D, 1913, after which ‘date the ‘Adminetratrix will. proceed. to distribute» ‘the’ said Estate. according. to. aw, with. regard only to, the claima. of which she. shall then. have. had: notice, -Dated.at Victoria, B. Ca: this ¢ 24th. da 7 of November, A.D. 1913.. “| ROBERTSON,» HEISTE ?RMAN. & TAIT |, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 5, 1913. one | Y cc nssoeecbeeesees 2 2-0-0-0-0-% os ‘never on or. before. the 26th “fl 5 ot ee eee eee eee POeee toe eee i SIDNEY CAFE AND LUNCH ‘ROOM Open from 6 a.m. to 8 p.m FIRST. “CLASS MEALS AT. ‘MODERATE PRICES. Your Patronage Solicited. ° —_ PATRONIZE HOME. INDUSTRY _ AND. SMOKE | "MANUFACTURED IN SIDNEY BY. UNION | LABOR. - PERCY K. WINCH. 4 > 0-©-o- 2-9-2 Oo Oo O-o-o-o- 0-2 Om wr -0-O-O-0-0-© © 6-4-4 0-0-0-0-O-> POPOL OOOS 04 ————————— ———— — Coeeeeresseseeees 2 a Oe "Anything From : a Bungalow to: a a Skyscraper “ons GAS” ‘AND “LAUNCH | "ACCESSORIES FOR SALE Repairs of all kinds promptly attended to. Prices Moderate ~ Always on the e Job | Come Over and Have Your Hult Seraped DEEP COVE “NORTH SAANICH 7 -_ be hi hada at \ | : ‘Nice E Beach I Front: Lots on, n Roberts’ a | well: wooded. . aR MATEARTA) naw met ersnr ren 100 co xmteniertie HOUSES F FOR SALE te dad enone retemrarmrs samt eeroenamemt ener -atnon op mene ep ipnmacrterertnene eer ien rar ad ner serene ry weer er rrlabaria one sete gra ante 108 fe CSN eps mnt rupee aden et eer tan nnn tan ae omar emecunmnnammerencertinens core te “Two and I Five Acre Lots ¢ on Basy = pram + pie mencrtemmminnercamramracwetent meme mt monte tea Terms —WIREL INSURANCE foes 7 of Davie. Chambers; 545 Bastion Strect |f ae ‘and No, 514.Fort. Street, Victoria, B. Gy a “Solicitors for. the. Administratrix. t _H. DIETZ, ‘Proprietor wrt seo oo poo "y d life is gwhich